December 2009

Biglaw

Open Thread: In Defense of Pure Lockstep

Over the course of 2009, we covered attempts from a number of firms to replace lockstep associate compensation with a “merit based” compensation system. We have seen firm after firm (and consultant after consultant) claim that clients really care about how law firms pay their associates. And who can disagree with a term like “merit?” […]

Ridiculousness

The Five Best Motions of the Year

We’re not in the business of filing pleadings at Above the Law, but there were five motions in 2009 that were outrageous enough to justify posting here. We’re not sure how the judges felt about these, but we were moved: 5. Motion to Compel State’s Attorney to Drop His Accent: Being a New Yorker in […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket 12.28.09

* Airport security rules being reexamined after the Northwest 253 scare. [New York Times] * Advice from lawyers who graduated during the 1990s recession: “Don’t panic.” [ABA Journal] * This may be more embarrassing than ordering an appletini. [New York Post] * We hope 2010 brings closure for Dahlia Lithwick’s novel, which she hoped to […]

Announcements

Happy Holidays from Above the Law

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the Internetz, Not many creatures were clicking, not even Biglaw cadets; The BlackBerrys were silenced and set aside with care, Because RIM crashed again and no emails were there. Corporate lawyers were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of billable hours danced in their heads… […]

Biglaw

Associate Bonus Watch: Mayer Brown (NY) Matches

We haven’t received the official memo, but sources report that Mayer Brown (New York) has matched the Cravath scale for 2009 bonuses. A tipster simply reports: Mayer Brown New York announced cravath bonuses today That’s good news for the New Yorkers at the firm. But for our tipster, wow, way to yawn about free money. […]

Advertising

Thanks to This Week’s Advertisers

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Law Schools

Another Law Professor Screws Up Exam Time

I know most law professors don’t like giving or grading exams. They’re busy people with many commitments that don’t have anything to do with preparing the next generation of lawyers. But given the legal economy, given how important law school grades are right now, how can professors justify putting almost no effort into the examination […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket 12.24.09

* Next year, Santa will need to make sure his elves have health care. [Politico] * Former Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O’Connor gets serious about bringing an end to judicial elections. [New York Times] * Arnold Schwarzenegger wants cert for Christmas. [True/Slant] * Los Angeles judge protects porn stars’ right to bareback. [Associated Press] […]

Announcements

ATL Visits the West Coast

In light of the frigid temperatures and snow we’ve been experiencing here in New York, Elie and yours truly have decided to visit sunny Los Angeles on January 7, 2010. We’ll be doing two events, both of them free and open to the public: 1. The Future of Big Law When: Thursday, January 7, 2010, […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 12.23.09

* The parents of Balloon Boy are sentenced. [ABA Journal] * The Constitution v. Obamacare. [Volokh Conspiracy] * Christmas tax rap. Or, as I like to call it, “more proof that the crossover success of hip hop music is a terrible thing.” [Going Concern] * Greenberg Traurig gets into poker. But not in a degenerate […]

Associate Bonus Watch: Kirkland’s Unhappy Campers?

This week bonuses were announced at Kirkland & Ellis. And it seems that some folks aren’t pleased. Bonuses are individualized at K&E, based on your hours and performance rating (above class / with class / below class). Historically the firm has generally been above-market in terms of overall bonus payments. In the past, it was […]

Judge of the Day

Judge of the Day: Donald Jackson

When Judge Donald Jackson enters a courtroom, the bailiffs may ask that “all kneel” instead of rise. The Texas county judge has been found guilty of offering to help a woman accused of DWI if she was willing to serve time in the bedroom. From the Dallas Morning News: A 28-year-old woman charged with driving […]

Partner Issues

Cravath: Zero Associates Worthy of Partnership

As the partner announcements (or lack thereof) trickle in, I keep thinking back to the line about partnership in the Simpson Thacher documents that we published earlier this month: We are going to need to continue to be extremely circumspect in making new partners … In an environment in which net income is falling and […]