Caption Contests

ATL Caption Contest Finalists: Somewhere Over the Rainbow

On Monday, we offered you this colorful photo and asked for caption suggestions:
rainbow office view somewhere over the rainbow.JPG
We got quite a spectrum of submissions. Check out our eight finalists, and vote for your favorite, after the jump.

Here were our favorites:

A. “By this time tomorrow that rainbow better be gray, black, and white.” — Managing Partner
B. The PI attorney follows providential direction to a school bus crash across town.
C. God weighs in on Proposition 8
D. “If you believed your law school’s recruiting materials, this is probably what you THOUGHT you were getting.”
E. Tipsters have confirmed that the contents of the pot of gold have been reduced by 10% and will not be given to half of the people who found it in 2009.
F. After inviting several female associates to his office for a “rainbow party,” Joe was subsequently fired for sexual harassment.
G. Toto, I don’t think we are in Big Law anymore.
H. With apologies to Judy Garland…
Somewhere over the Biglaw rainbow
Way up high,
There’s a salary that I heard of
Once in a lullaby.
Somewhere over the Biglaw rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.
Someday I’ll wish upon a T14 star
And wake up where the economic clouds are far
Behind me.
Where financial troubles melt like lemon drops
Away above the skyscrapers’ tops
That’s where you’ll find me.
Somewhere over the Biglaw rainbow
Bluechips’ monies fly.
Money flies over the rainbow.
Why then, oh why can’t I?
If stimulus monies fly
Beyond the rainbow
Why, oh, why, can’t I?

Voting ends on Sunday at midnight EST.

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