Non-Sequiturs: 01.14.10

* Cleary U.K. associate goes ape$hit at a Freshfields event. Totally nutters. Lots of pointing.

[Am Law Daily]
* Apple — with a little help from Orrick — tells Valleywag that paying people to steal trade secrets is illegal. [Gizmodo]
* … Which means Orrick, indirectly, wins Valleywag’s prize for confirming that Apple is indeed working on a “tablet.” [Valleywag]
* Here are some “basic” interviewing tips. I think some people could benefit from remedial interviewing tips. You know, important advice like “take a shower with soap,” and “Don’t talk about nice rack you saw while sitting in the lobby.” [Law.com]
* I spent about five minutes trying to figure out how to make this funny, then I realized there is nothing that I could to heighten the comic appeal of the headline as is: “East Boston Cat Called to Jury Duty.” [WHDH]
* Yet another wonderful reason not to go to law school [BL1Y]

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