Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 02.08.10

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* Michael Jackson’s doctor, Conrad Murray, has officially been charged with involuntary manslaughter. How did the alleged crime go down? Well: He came into MJ’s Apartment, he left the bloodstains on the carpet. MJ ran underneath the table, he could see MJ was unable. So MJ ran into the bedroom MJ was struck down, it was MJ’s doom. Too soon? [Popsquire]
* If there was an Alabama version of the Jersey Shore, this guy would be on it. [BL1Y]
* People in D.C. are really freaked out by all the snow. I’m trying to think of a naturally occurring event that would have New Yorkers similarly discombobulated. [The BLT: Blog of the Legal Times]
* I hate having interviews or meetings at coffee places. But in general I hate the concept of a coffee house where people relax, pull out a laptop, and have conversations. That’s what hookah bars are for. [Law.com]
* If the Bushidō code were still around today, wouldn’t Akio Toyoda have to commit hara-kiri?
[Trial Warrior Blog via Blawg Review]

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