* Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli II tells the state’s public colleges and universities that it’s okay to discriminate against LGBT people? [Washington Post]
* New York doesn’t know what to do with its bad kids… [New York Times]
* … While a Georgia judge has to step down for throwing a party for them. [WSB Radio]
* Switzerland wrote the “dignity” of plant life into its constitution and made a law last year to protect the rights of goldfish and canaries, but Swiss voters stopped short at the idea of appointing lawyers for animals at taxpayers’ expense. [Telegraph]
* Is patent law on the rise? [San Francisco Chronicle]
* Presidential impersonators from SNLs past visit Barack Obama in a dream to give him advice on financial reform, thanks to a collaboration between Ron Howard and Harvard Law professor and Congressional Oversight Panel chair Elizabeth Warren. The Funny or Die video is embedded after the jump. Dana Carvey is amazing. [New York Times]
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* “Are you or have you ever been a lawyer?” [New York Times]
* Google’s top lawyer made over $2 million last year, but he’s still a wanted man in Italy. [ABA Journal]
* Kick-off today in Minnesota Vikings vs. the NFL. [Stamford Advocate]