Non-Sequiturs 03.01.10

* Two law students will go on Judge Pirro to accuse each other of rampant cocaine and prescription drug use. To put it another way, two law students haven’t figured that everybody abuses something to get through law school. [Judge Pirro]
* If David Caruso were a constitutional scholar. [Monorail]
* It’s funny how people at the SoHo House just learned the meaning of gentrification. Maybe if Manhattan wasn’t so ridiculously expensive, the cool people would come back all on their own. [Gawker]
* Do boomers need to adjust to Gen-Y, or is it the other way around? Hard to say, but since Gen-Y kids didn’t, you know, almost completely destroy the American economy, it might be just about time for the older people to start taking some advice from the Google generation. [What About Clients?]
* Today is the last day to make relief donations and have the count on your 2009 taxes. [Tax Prof Blog]
* Inmate Idol. Loser has to toss salads for a week. [BL1Y]
* South Florida is heating up. It’s spring break time, paternity lawsuits soon to follow.
[South Florida Lawyers via Blawg Review]

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