Non-Sequiturs: 03.02.10

* Send your résumés to Bracewell & Giuliani. They have an opening for Master of Everything. [3 Geeks and a Law Blog]
* K&L Gates helps an aide to David Paterson. I wonder how long until Paterson himself is seeking legal representation? [Business Insider]
* The Second Amendment could be coming to a state near you. On the bright side, you’ll be able to shoot it. [SCOTUSblog]
* If UC San Diego had a law school, I’d have gotten at least three posts out of the crap going on there. Alas, UCSD’s racism outbreak seems confined to the college. [True/Slant]
* Oh sure, now conservatives think citizens of the District of Columbia should have a vote. [Law Dork 2.0]
* The Fort Hood shooter’s defense attorney makes Lady Justice proud. Predictably … the court wants him to shut up. [Simple Justice]
* More Foreign Corrupt Practices craziness. [The FCPA Professor]
* Lat will be speaking in at Vanderbilt Law School in Nashville this Thursday. [Vanderbilt University Law School]

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