Non-Sequiturs: 03.11.10

* If you need advertisements to help point you in the direction of prostitutes in a state where prostitution is legal, then something is wrong with your wang. [The Volokh Conspiracy]
* I think strip clubs should be zoned right next to churches. The patrons frivolously stuffing dollars everywhere would feel slightly ashamed of themselves, and the strip club patrons would just be pissed. [Legal Blog Watch]
* Shocking, but some lawyers need help to avoid picking up work. [The Lawyerist]
* Porteous impeached, unanimously, by the House. [WSJ Law Blog]
* Riding your bike while drunk is a crime, kind of, in Oregon. So, if you are drunk you can’t drive, you can’t bike, next thing you know, they’ll be telling us that alcohol impairs one’s ability to walk. [Bad Lawyer]
* Honest question, why would you even want to be Governor of New York? As NYAG, all of Wall Street fears you, and you can make spurious jurisdictional arguments to bring nearly the entire world under your purview. As NY’s Governor, nobody respects you, you have to live in Albany, and you can’t even get a little side action without the New York Times crawling up your ass. [New York Times]

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