Non-Sequiturs: 03.25.10

* Watching porn on a television in your car could be a crime in New York. So, to be clear, SUVs are for ego masturbation, not the other kind. [Legal Blog Watch]

* When I think of the NCAA, I don’t think of slavery. Serfdom, yes. But slaves weren’t allowed to learn how to read. [Generation J.D.]

* TMZ is allegedly a great place for drug abuse. But I bet they don’t have anything on the rollicking parties going on here at Above the Law. We’re wild. I just had another cup of coffee — at 5:00 p.m. Yeah! [Gawker]

* The recession makes alimony complicated. [Dealbreaker]

* Legal journalists are just like the people they cover — at least when it comes to starting their days. [L.A. Observed]

* A profile of an ATL friend (and past contributor), Ted Frank. [ABA Journal]

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