Non-Sequiturs: 04.02.10

* Cockfighting men > Cockfighting chickens. [Business Week]

* The first person in line to buy an iPad tomorrow in Chicago is an area lawyer. Criminal defense. Well, why not, it’s not like her clients are going anywhere. [ABA Journal]

* Wisconsin law professor changes his name to “Mitch.” Just, Mitch. [Obscure Store]

* Deluge in New England will get some people a tax extension. [Going Concern]

* Why hasn’t anybody thought to make a house arrest, reality t.v. show before? [THR]

* Remember the South Park episode where Cartman goes on t.v. saying “I do what I want”? Okay, now read all the Justice Breyer quotes in this article in the Cartman voice. Hilarity will ensue. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Thoughts about anonymous commenting? There are a lot of them. [MathewIngram.com]

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