Morning Docket: 06.03.10

* J.P. Morgan Chase gets smacked, hard. [Wall Street Journal]

* The Blagojevich trial is going to be more dramatic than TNT’s summer lineup. [Chicago Sun-Times]

* Southern prosecutors are still very successful at excluding African-Americans from juries. [New York Times]

* .. Which isn’t to say the South hasn’t made a lot of progress. After all it’s not like they’re getting sued for slavery. No, that honor belongs to the U.S. Military. [Courthouse News Service]

* DLA Piper is raiding Nixon Peabody. [Am Law Daily]

* Obama plans to meet with Arizona Governor Jan Brewer today. I hope he has identification. [CNN]

* Nuke the oil spill! [Salon]

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