June 2010

Biglaw

Cravath Website Gets A Makeover… But Its Associates Don’t

Forget Queer Eye and the Biggest Loser. When it comes to makeovers, we’re far more entertained when Biglaw firms overhaul their websites. Especially when they involve mind games (MoFo), body shots (Ballard Spahr and Cox Smith), or hotties (Davis Polk). Cravath previously had an Internet 1.0-type website. It was extremely basic; its sole function seemed […]

Grade Reform

A Brawl at DePaul Over Grades

We’ve done a lot of reports on schools that have instituted grade reform to make it easier on their students. But at DePaul College of Law, the administration decided to strictly enforce its curve as a way of combating wanton grade inflation. Apparently not all of the professors were on the same page. Professor Howard […]

Biglaw

Worst Law Firm Scam Ever?

Why do people try to scam law firms? Is it because people know firms are flush with cash, or out of some deep-seated hatred of lawyers, or because they think law firm bookkeepers are stupid (since sometimes they are)? Earlier this month, the FBI issued a warning to law firms about overseas scammers sending e-mails […]

Andrew Cuomo

Morning Docket: 06.11.10

* Americans are warming up to Lady Kaga: public support for confirming Elena Kagan to the Supreme Court has reached 58 percent. [Washington Post] * But two Republican senators have issues with some of the memos Kagan wrote as a law clerk to Justice Marshall. [Associated Press via How Appealing] * As new estimates double […]

Biglaw

Female Lawyers, Can You Have It All?

Sandra Day O’Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg are examples of female lawyers who have it all: success in both their personal and professional lives. They both reached the pinnacle of the legal profession — a seat on the Supreme Court — but also raised families, blessing the world with judicial opinions galore, children, and grandchildren. […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 06.10.10

* Super 9/11 lawsuit settles. [New York Personal Injury Law Blog] * Prospective jurors still need to show proper respect for the judge. [Bad Lawyer] * The “Shaggy defense” isn’t quite as fun as the Chewbacca defense, but it’s just as effective. [Slate] * Measuring judicial ideology. [Concurring Opinions] * More evidence that in-house counsel […]

Biglaw

The Coming Law Firm Staffing Shortage?

There’s a reason why our weekly column by Law Shucks has been retitled from “This Week in Layoffs” to “This Week in Biglaw.” The pace of law firm layoffs has slowed dramatically. They haven’t stopped completely, and we suspect that many firms are still conducting “stealth layoffs” (which we welcome tips about — just email […]

Biglaw

Emails to Partners That Can Never Be Sent

Here at Above the Law, we like to provide a service to our readers. Sometimes things happen at a law firm that you just can’t talk about to your colleagues. But you can always tell us. Last week, we corresponded with a frustrated attorney. Despite the fact that he’s quite senior and has changed firms […]

Contract Attorneys

The ‘What’ List?

“Hey, are you on the Posse List?” “The what list?” A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away — seven years ago in the Farragut North area of Washington, DC — the “what?” list was my response when I first heard of the Posse List from a fellow contract attorney on one of […]

Cars

Another Reason You Should Never Blow

Not that we’re in the business of giving free legal advice, but there are a few things every lawyer should know. Lawyers should know how to handle a traffic stop, for instance. They should know how to handle cops who shout slurs at you from across the street. And of course, lawyers should never snitch. […]

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: A Puckish Request

We’ve lost every objection so far. Maybe we can win this one. — Chicago defense attorney Marc Martin, after asking Judge Joan Lefkow to delay the next day’s trial start so that jurors could stay up late watching the Blackhawks (w)in the Stanley Cup game Wednesday night.

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.10.10

* Unhappy investors in Arizona go after the law firm that drafted papers for the company that allegedly swindled them. Greenberg Traurig is hit with a $52 million lawsuit for allegedly aiding a mortgage fund in a $1 billion fraud. [Courthouse News Service] * Elena Kagan and Antonin Scalia’s secret love. [Washington Post] * A […]