* Appeals Court shuts down Obama, kind of like how LeBron just shut down Cleveland. [New York Times]
* The great spy swap is happening. Too bad we can’t send LeBron to Soviet Russia. [CNN]
* LiLo’s new lawyer is very inexperienced. But at least she passed the bar. “King” James has never won a freaking thing. [THR, Esq.]
* Pro se litigant beats Toyota at the Ninth Circuit. It’s kind of like what’s going to happen when Cleveland beats Miami in the playoffs. [Law.com]
* Shooting unarmed men in the back is still cool. Just ask LeBron. [Daily News]
* New Florida bar rules manage to anger the ACLU and the FTC. Kind of like how the new Florida basketball team will unite the country in anger. [ABA Journal]
* Also, screw you LeBron James. [Cleveland Plain Dealer]
