August 2010

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 08.12.10

* No Boomer, no! Judge refuses to help a Pennsylvania man become a dog. [Post Gazette] * Women are breaking through the GC glass ceiling. [Corporate Counsel] * Just a friendly flick? “Bottom-flicking” Georgia judge retires, while clarifying that he does not consider improper touching to be sexual harassment. [ABA Journal] * This week in […]

Canada

Here’s One Way To Get A Big Bonus From Your Firm

Sometimes law firm outings can get pretty crazy. It seems like this is especially true in Canada. Who would have thought, eh? Last month, we wrote about a bottles-and-models party in Toronto that led to one associate losing his Canadian cookies in a cab, and a partner allegedly grinding (inappropriately) on female associates. Maybe those […]

Breasts

Best Defense of the Day: My client is a hottie.

Let’s be clear. My client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest. — Italian lawyer Gianluca Arrighi in defense of a topless sunbathing client, who applied sunblock in a way that “troubled” two boys, 12 and 14.

Advertising

Thanks to This Week’s Advertisers

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Kids

Lawsuit of the Day: Has Donald Duck Been Unfairly Accused?

Donald Duck tends to be cranky; he’s not the most friendly of the Disney characters. But a Pennsylvania woman, 27, contends that Donald got way too friendly with her during a 2008 trip with her family to Epcot Center. In a complaint posted by the Smoking Gun, April Magolon claims that she asked Donald for […]

Bar Exams

Is Law School Becoming a Fool’s Errand?

That’s one of the topics covered by an impressive trio of law professors — Richard Epstein, Glenn Reynolds, and John Yoo — in an interesting, wide-ranging discussion over at PJTV. Although they all hail from the right side of the aisle, they disagree on a number of issues. Here’s a summary: Are law schools creating […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 08.12.10

* Will wedding bells be ringing soon in California? Judge Vaughn Walker will rule today on extending the Prop 8 stay. [Associated Press] * A 32-year-old Canadian lawyer was awarded $6 million after a law firm colleague knocked her down on the dance floor. [The Post] * The Seventh Circuit testifies again in New York. […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 08.11.10

* And you thought you had a hard time explaining a work gap on your résumé… [Piercing the Veil / Forbes] * Before you exit Biglaw, make sure to check these 50 items off your bucket list. And then go ahead, deploy the slide and take a few brewskis for the road. [Technolawyer] * Do […]