Morning Docket: 09.02.10

* In honor of 90210 day, here’s a law-related story about a high school teacher who made beautiful music with his female students. Too bad this didn’t happen on the show — he’d be a lot hotter. [Belleville News Democrat]

* The worst hangover ever: realizing that you lost a $1.3M painting while you were wasted. [Associated Press]

* If they want to live, the members of the Pacific Justice Institute had better not question the Governator’s action — or inaction — regarding Proposition 8. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Holy Xenu! With $1,000 a day fines, Scientology is making this lawyer one sad thetan. [St. Petersburg Times]

* Why involve the Second Circuit when even Kool & The Gang know that ladies’ night is constitutional? [New York Daily News]

* In the rap world, it’s all about the benjamins, baby… until you need a hip replacement. [NBC New York]

* The Discovery Channel thinks that the world is just awesome, but James Lee didn’t share the same sentiments. Too soon? [CNN Justice]

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