Morning Docket: 09.03.10

* Scalia to speak at Marquette’s law school dedication ceremony. Wait a second, I thought he wasn’t a fan of lower-ranked schools… [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]

* T.I. should know that the clink isn’t an ideal place for a romantic honeymoon getaway. [New York Times ArtsBeat]

* After this lawsuit, it’s fair to say that Brooks Brothers may be having a sale on bow ties soon. [Forbes]

* What’s the difference between two rival brands of 100% juice? Apparently a lot when one company’s label is “false.” [National Law Journal]

* Fuld of crap? Lehman’s former CEO plays the victim card, blaming bankruptcy on the big bad government. [New York Times Dealbook]

* Escándalo! The DOJ sues America’s toughest sheriff for non-compliance with its racial profiling probe. Illegal must be a race these days. [Los Angeles Times]

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