* Scalia to speak at Marquette’s law school dedication ceremony. Wait a second, I thought he wasn’t a fan of lower-ranked schools… [Milwaukee Journal Sentinel]
* T.I. should know that the clink isn’t an ideal place for a romantic honeymoon getaway. [New York Times ArtsBeat]
* After this lawsuit, it’s fair to say that Brooks Brothers may be having a sale on bow ties soon. [Forbes]
AI Is Killing Legal’s Billable Hour. It’s Also Repeating Its Worst Mistake
Law firms and legal departments are writing the future of the profession in separate rooms. What happens when they actually work together?
* What’s the difference between two rival brands of 100% juice? Apparently a lot when one company’s label is “false.” [National Law Journal]
* Fuld of crap? Lehman’s former CEO plays the victim card, blaming bankruptcy on the big bad government. [New York Times Dealbook]
* Escándalo! The DOJ sues America’s toughest sheriff for non-compliance with its racial profiling probe. Illegal must be a race these days. [Los Angeles Times]