* Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Christmas Underwear Bomber, tells his lawyers to eat his shorts. [ABC News]
* Lego loses its trademark protection across the European Union. What blockheads! [Bloomberg]
* Lynn Branham has lost her tenure lawsuit against the 12th best law school in the country, but the real question is why anyone would want to retain tenure at Cooley. [National Law Journal]
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* Attorneys general from around the country are getting ready to rip the band-aid off of Obamacare in Florida today. [Los Angeles Times]
* After this ruling, the phrase “Google me, b*tch” will take on a whole new meaning in New Jersey’s courtrooms. [WSJ Law Blog]
* And speaking of New Jersey, a new lawsuit alleges that the Ground Zero mosque’s imam is a full-time slumlord. I guess he’s only a spiritual leader on the weekend. [New Jersey Star-Ledger]
* It took $800K in legal fees for Richard Bove to learn that if you don’t have anything nice to say, you shouldn’t say anything at all. [New York Times DealBook]