Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 09.23.10

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* Maybe Alaska Senate candidate Joe Miller learned his gun-toting behavior trying to survive on the mean streets of New Haven while he attended Yale Law School. [Salon]

* The editors of our sister site, Fashionista, are also wondering about Lindsay Lohan’s breasts today. [Fashionista]

* A New Yorker quiz seeks to test your knowledge of the Supreme Court. Excuse me, Democrats and Republicans, let me translate this into Tea Party talk: “Communist propaganda from New York, New York Saudi Arabia wants you to know about fancy-pants lawyers instead of the things that concern real Americans.” [New Yorker]

* Skipping out on school to go to a baseball game? Old school “cool.” Skipping out on school to write about a divorce case affecting ownership of a baseball team? All kinds of “dork.” [New York Times]

* Police officer accused of falsifying 79 DUI reports. Sadly for Jets fans, the officer is based in Sacramento, not NYC. [Alt Transport]

* Not sure where I stand on forced medication for inmates awaiting trial. On the one hand, my knee jerks out of its socket at the thought of forced bodily invasion. On the other hand, I don’t like getting stabbed by people who don’t take their meds. Elegant solution: entertaining people can’t be forced, but screaming assholes can be? [Underdog]

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