October 2010

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 10.27.10

* Let’s just be honest… if your boobs have been on Girls Gone Wild, no one really cares about your good name — apparently not even you. [Washington Post] * The Supreme Court is more pro-business than it used to be. Did I just step out of a DeLorean? We knew this last January (or […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 10.26.10

* Prostitutes in Spain are being forced to wear reflective clothing. [Telegraph] * You think you understand what drug dealers are saying, but actually you may have no clue. [Underdog] * In other drug-related news, George Soros is a fan of Prop 19. [Sentencing Law and Policy] * Big malpractice verdict against Baker & McKenzie. […]

Craigslist

Horny Seton Hall Law Girl Takes to Craigslist

This is probably a joke. In fact, I’m almost sure this is a joke. Law school women don’t really talk like this, not on Craigslist. And law school guys are more than capable of satisfying their female classmates. Wait a minute, that last line is false — almost entirely false. Crap, does that make this […]

Outsourcing

We Love It When Peter Kalis Tells Us How the World Works

Outsourcing; you might have heard of it. It’s the trend whereby law firms send high man hours/low brain effort work overseas to workers who can complete the tasks at a fraction of the cost. Clients love it, consultants are pushing it, and law firms are struggling to add this new efficiency opportunity into their overall […]

Politics

Trial of Tom ‘The Hammer’ DeLay Starts Today

Think back to the long gone days of 2006. In the pleasing sepia-tones of your memories, you can see a booming job market, Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley, and a time when Barack Obama was a random black dude who made a good speech that one time. This is the world of Tom “The Hammer” […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 10.26.10

* We covered David J. Stern’s layoffs earlier, but now there have been more. As our Count von Count would say: “Three hundred! Three hundred layoffs! Ah! Ah! Ah!” [South Florida Business Journal] * All things considered, a first degree felony murder charge is just a little hiccup for Jennifer Mee. [CNN] * A shortage […]

Hotties

Non-Sequiturs: 10.25.10

* This “Kirsten Gillibrand as MILF” thing makes me vaguely uncomfortable. She’s blond. Okay. And…? I’m not sure she is/was attractive enough to work at the hottie haven of Davis Polk, much less be in Vogue. [Law Shucks] * As I tried to explain on Twitter, going shooting with Antonin Scalia sounds like a bad […]