Video Resume of a Rapping Lawyer

What you are about to see will entertain you. It will make you feel good about yourself. It will make you thankful that, despite whatever hurdles you have faced in your life, it never came to this.

In fact, the first comment on the YouTube clip I’m about to show you was written by the person who posted the video. It says simply “it has come to this…”

And it has. Ladies and Gentleman, I bring the video resume and hip-hop stylings of a would-be lawyer…

He’s clearly doing this from his parents house, right? I mean, there’s a Pinocchio thingy on his wall.

Okay, that’s the tenth time I’ve watched that today, and I have to say, while it’s entertainment value is still high, I’m starting to feel sorry for him. I mean, he’s trying, right? What is he supposed to do? People told him that going to law school would help him avoid being in a situation where he was begging for work via YouTube raps. This is a cry for help.

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I think I’m gonna cry… oh wait, no, that was just another wave of laughter washing over me.

Okay, let’s try this an eleventh time. I’m sure I’ve got a sympathetic bone in somewhere in my body.

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