* The FDA has made sure no one gets lok’d again. Thanks a ton, Buzz Killington. [New York Times]
* The incoming New York AG is looking for the “best legal talent in the nation.” NBTG: nothing but Touro grads. [DealBook / New York Times]
* If you’re going to file a lawsuit claiming some dude lost his penis, you better be sure that the penis is actually lost. I mean, that’s Penis Torts 101. A skilled penis litigator would never be so sloppy. Penis. [NECN]
Keeping Law School Accessible When Federal Loans Fall Short
As federal borrowing caps tighten financing options for law students, one organization is stepping in to negotiate the terms they can't secure alone.
* The lawyers behind the Beatles-ITunes marriage. Never forget. [Am Law Daily]
* Old Croaky McBullfrog was found guilty of breaking 11 congressional rules. [Washington Post]