* The FDA has made sure no one gets lok’d again. Thanks a ton, Buzz Killington. [New York Times]
* The incoming New York AG is looking for the “best legal talent in the nation.” NBTG: nothing but Touro grads. [DealBook / New York Times]
* If you’re going to file a lawsuit claiming some dude lost his penis, you better be sure that the penis is actually lost. I mean, that’s Penis Torts 101. A skilled penis litigator would never be so sloppy. Penis. [NECN]

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* The lawyers behind the Beatles-ITunes marriage. Never forget. [Am Law Daily]
* Old Croaky McBullfrog was found guilty of breaking 11 congressional rules. [Washington Post]