November 2010

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.24.10

* Congrats to Boies Schiller and Bingham, for their client Oracle’s record-setting, $1.3 billion verdict against SAP. It’s the largest 2010 jury award, the largest for copyright infringement ever, and the 23rd-largest of all time. [Am Law Daily; Bloomberg] * MC Hammer was wrong – the TSA can touch this. On the eve of Opt-Out […]

Elizabeth Wurtzel

Non-Sequiturs: 11.23.10

* Wachtell pwns Cravath — not just in bonuses, but also in the Delaware Supreme Court. [DealBook / New York Times] * Crowell & Moring is partnering with UDC Law to help at-risk youth. Like UDC Law students? [The BLT: The Blog of Legal Times] * Law students: when filling out end-of-semester course evaluations, refrain […]

Department of Justice

Legal Eagle Wedding Watch: Buffeted

People, here at LEWW we hate reality TV. Really, really, really hate it. It makes us feel bored, uncomfortable, and grossed-out by humanity, all at the same time. We can watch sports, which we suppose is “reality” in some sense, but other non-scripted programming sends us lunging for the remote. Dancing with the Stars? Gagging […]

Advertising

Career Center: Partnership Prospects Survey Results

In addition to talk of bonuses and layoffs, another topic that instills fear in associates is partnership prospects.  A couple of weeks ago, we asked you how current partnership prospects at your firm compared to last year, and how your firm treats associates who are passed over for partnership. Forty-seven percent of respondents report that […]

Department of Justice

DOJ Honors Program Offers Are Being Issued: Open Thread

Congratulations to successful applicants to the U.S. Department of Justice’s prestigious and highly selective Honors Program. As noted on the program’s website, the DOJ Honors Program “is the only way that the Department hires entry-level attorneys.” (Otherwise you have to clerk or practice elsewhere first — as I did, before joining the DOJ as an […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 11.23.10

* The New Jersey Senate passed an Anti-Bullying Bill of Rights. Is this just reactionary pandering? Cue Elie’s opinion on the nanny state in 3, 2, 1… [New Jersey Star-Ledger] * You’re doing it wrong! Chandra Levy’s murderer was convicted in D.C. without forensic evidence, a murder weapon, or eyewitnesses, because “there was a lot […]

Football

Racism Will Find You, Even at the Harvard-Yale Game

The Harvard-Yale Game was this weekend. I didn’t attend. I’m at that uncomfortable age where I’m too old to go to The Game and get black-out drunk at the keg, but too young to show up in a fur coat handing out glasses of Cristal (rhymes with “Mystal”) while my butler grills porterhouse steaks out […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 11.22.10

* A discussion of the English language’s “internal structures of logic and order” — inspired by the “pleaded” versus “pled” dispute, a topic we covered back in 2008 — from Professor Eugene Volokh. [Volokh Conspiracy] * A common-sense approach to airport security, from Professor Nathan Sales. [National Review] * A careful dissection of my write-up […]