* One gusher of a lawsuit: BP could pay more than $5 billion because of the oil spill. A small price to pay for unleashing Cthulhu. [Wall Street Journal]
* Prince Jefri owes his former lawyers more than $21 million. Time to cross another life-size sex statue off his Christmas list. Le sigh. [Washington Post]
* This WoW bot injunction is totally going to ruin my weekend. Now I’ll have to level up instead of attending my in-game wedding. Thanks, Ninth Circuit. [CNET]
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* If the Senate doesn’t vote to repeal Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell before the holidays, they’re all going to get some huge lumps of coal in their stockings. [Los Angeles Times]
* Guidos in my high school used to forge signatures on court papers all the time, it was no big deal. Well, except for all of those “ethnic” violations. [New York Post]
* A jilted bride is suing her ex for almost $100,000, the cost of the would-be wedding. Seriously? I’d totally sign up for ATL dating if this guy was the prize. [ABC News]