Non-Sequiturs: 01.21.11

* The owners of the Atlanta Thrashers are suing King & Spalding, claiming that a flawed contract is preventing them from selling the team. Yeah, it’s the lawyers’ fault; it has nothing to do with the fact that you own an ice hockey team in freaking Georgia. [Atlanta Journal Constitution]

* It won’t be long now before chain-smoking hipsters lobby the FDA to stop cigarette companies from unfairly marketing to poseurs. [Good]

* Thomas Cooley law professors kissing a pig. I don’t even need a joke here. [TaxProf Blog]

* And the numbers of first time LSAT test takers goes… down. Significantly! [Legal Skills Prof Blog]

* Hawaii Senate stops praying. [Associated Press]

* Woman paralyzed by a hickey. No, it’s just a medical oddity, not a date-rapist who evolved venom. [Village Voice]

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