* Freakishly tall woman would like to be a lawyer if modeling doesn’t work out. More importantly, here are some pictures of a freakishly tall model. [AOL News]
* Goat poo securities. [Dealbreaker]
* At some point, we’re going to have to take a closer look at the alleged horse rapist. [News Times]

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* Republicans, once again, prove they are made of sterner stuff than wussy liberals. [Huffington Post]
* I just refuse to dignify Malcolm Gladwell with a response about his stupid rankings article. [WSJ Law Blog]
* I’ve been enjoying this caption contest all day long. [Forbes]
* Rick Santorum is getting Googled but good. [Roll Call]

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* I feel like Groupon should be much more fun and sexy than it is. [The Lawyerist]
* I don’t want to make fun of Mel Gibson. He’s really not that bad of a dude. He’s looking at me right now. He keeps telling me I’m a darky with a Jewish name. Help Please. [L.A. Times]