Morning Docket: 03.23.11

* President Obama may face legal limits in our warmanitarian police action in Libya. [Fox News]

* Ginni Thomas’s new job will have her interviewing “established and emerging leaders about the serious questions facing our country.” Questions like: Why’d you lie, Anita? Have you considered apologizing? I’m praying for you. Not really a question…but I am. [Slate]

* The Barry Bonds trial saw opening statements yesterday. The Sultan of Steroids, the King of Cream, the Colossus of Clear. [CNNSI]

* Bankruptcy Court is a weird place, except for one thing. The Mets are still losers. [New York Times]

* A judge rejected Google’s proposed settlement with the book industry that would have put millions of books online. Which, I mean, whatever. Books. They’re like movies for nerds. [Boston Globe]

* Howrey refugee Billy Martin landed at Dorsey & Whitney. Then he was promptly fired by George Steinbrenner. [Am Law Daily]

* Howard Stern is suing Sirius XM over stock awards. Baba Booey! [WSJ Deal Journal]

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