Morning Docket: 04.15.11

* Members of the commentariat may soon be flocking to Plenty of Fish if Match.com has to install a sexual predator screening system. [NBC Los Angeles]

* This lawsuit against Arianna Huffington may be without merit, but I’m more concerned about this HD picture of her. With $315M sitting around, you can afford some filler, girl! [Technology / Los Angeles Times]

* You know, I’d probably lose my ability to enjoy life, too, if I got bitch slapped by Lebron’s mom. She can probably palm a basketball. [Riptide 2.0 / Miami New Times]

* Guys at my great-great-grandparents’ high school used to lock black men in cages all the time. It was no big deal. [Courier-Post Online]

* Maryland is apparently “a Disneyland for illegal immigrants.” Is it a place where dreams come true? Sure, if people can now afford to go to college. It’s a small world after all. [Washington Post]

* This year’s constitutional PrayerFest is taking place on May 5, 2011, and will be led by Barack Obama. Will you be praying for more hope and change, or just hoping that it changes? [Reuters]

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