April 2011

Eric Holder

Morning Docket: 04.18.11

* Apple was hit with a lawsuit by parents angry that their credit cards were being used by their stupid kids to buy dumb swag in iPhone games. [Time] * An Italian fortune, an American woman, and the suggestion that paternity sometimes cannot be forcefully established by the simple query “Who dat is?” [New York […]

Crime

Quote of the Day: A Call for Reform

[T]he never-ending stream of futile petitions suggests that habeas corpus is a wasteful nuisance. By almost any measure, the use, and abuse, of habeas by convicted state prisoners is a failure, one that could corrode one of the most revered pillars of our legal system. — Professors Joseph Hoffmann and Nancy King, in an interesting […]

Jed Rubenfeld

Non-Sequiturs: 04.15.11

* The delightful Sophia Chua-Rubenfeld, daughter of Yale law professors Amy Chua and Jed Rubenfeld, explains how she turned out so normal, despite having a Tiger Mother. [new tiger in town] * Elsewhere in Yale Law School news, congrats to YLS student Vanessa Selbst, who successfully defended her title at the North American Poker Tour […]

Holland & Knight

Is E-Discovery Becoming Certifiable?

Recently on my blog I have been posting different viewpoints as to whether the e-discovery industry should have its own specialized certification. In the past year there has been a push by several organizations to establish standards of testing in the industry.  In fact, a few weeks ago, the newly formed Association of Certified E-Discovery […]

Asians

Judge of the Day: Another Dangerous D.C. Driver

What is up with judges in the Washington, D.C., metropolitan area? Why are they such bad drivers? Last month, Justice Antonin Scalia got into a fender-bender in northern Virginia. According to at least one witness, he was at fault — and got ticketed for it. Today we learn about the roadway misadventures of a Maryland […]

Celebrities

Further Adventures in Attorney Website Photos

In the past, Above the Law has kindly taken the time to mock provide constructive feedback to firms that choose to take more unconventional approaches to their attorney website photos. Among our favorites have been the “body shots” of Ballard Spahr and Cox Smith. Today’s installment of bad lawyer photography comes courtesy of a tipster […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 04.15.11

* Members of the commentariat may soon be flocking to Plenty of Fish if Match.com has to install a sexual predator screening system. [NBC Los Angeles] * This lawsuit against Arianna Huffington may be without merit, but I’m more concerned about this HD picture of her. With $315M sitting around, you can afford some filler, […]

Associate Bonus Watch 2010

Associate Bonus Watch: Orrick Springs Forward

What’s going on over at Orrick? Spring bonuses, that’s what — but with a twist. As we’ve noted before, Orrick remains committed to merit-based compensation, even though some other firms that started moving away from lockstep have returned to it. Orrick’s approach to spring bonuses reflects the meritocratic orientation of its compensation. Let’s have a […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 04.14.11

* David and Elie are available to come speak at your graduation too. We only need travel and accommodation expenses, and we won’t spew haterade all over your campus — at least not towards gay people. [Facebook] * There are more people sick of Lester Munson’s disingenuous games than I could have possibly imagined. I […]