* Why is Obamacare better than an apple a day? Because it’ll really keep the doctor away. A trifecta of Obamacare appeals begins today. [Los Angeles Times]
* Hooters could’ve gone tits up if this lawsuit turned out badly. Luckily, the company lawyers are as supportive as a good bra. [Bloomberg]
* Texas: home of big guns, small minds, and outrageous billing practices. Can we get some Jay Shepherd up in here? [New York Times]
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* C is for cookie, that’s good enough for me. I guess the Brits are having so much trouble with cookie law because C is for crumpet over there. [Tech Europe / Wall Street Journal]
* Why on earth would you opt out of receiving the yellow pages? They’re so useful — one is stabilizing my coffee table as we speak. [Seattle Times]
* DADT may have been repealed, but even if you go to Harvard, you’re probably going to have problems enlisting if you go by Jack and still buy tampons. [Harvard Crimson]
* I hear that the best way to be represented in the Census is to actually respond to the Census, and not just bitch about it later. Go figure. [Reuters]