Morning Docket: 05.12.11

onMay 12, 2011 at 9:04 AMMay 12, 2011 at 9:16 AM

* The Village People taught us that you can find pleasure, search for treasure, and join your fellow man in the navy. All things considered, same-sex marriages on naval bases shouldn’t be that big of a deal. [Reuters]

* If this lawsuit doesn’t work out, there are plenty of other career opportunities available that involve sliding down a pole. [Wall Street Journal]

* Britney Spears proves that capitalizing on the fact that people think she’s crazy in her songs may be a good way out of a deposition. [Hollywood Reporter]

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From Pilot and Above The Law

* I know you guys want me to quit it with the prison rape stories, but this inmate is suing over his lack of teeth. You know what he must be good at? Whistling. [Chicago Tribune]

* It’s probably a bad sign for your city when it can’t even afford “free.” And apparently, “free” comes at a hefty price when dealing with Cravath. [WGAL Susquehanna Valley]

* Attorney Mark Zuckerberg can relate to Office Space’s Michael Bolton, but at least this guy doesn’t have to deal with a PC Load Letter. [Technology / Los Angeles Times]