* So you’re trying to tell me that a French dude came all the way to America to sexually assault one of OUR maids? That makes no sense. [BBC News]
* Starting today, Chicago will be the site of a terror trial. Speaking of Chicago, did you guys see Taj Gibson’s dunk last night? Sweet sassy molassey! [Chicago Tribune]
* Some Yale Law grads start online legal tabloids. Some help resettle Iraqi refugees. There’s more than one way to skin a cat, whatever that gross phrase means. [Associated Press]
* Elena Kagan gave the commencement speech at New Mexico Law yesterday, but the local ABC affiliate couldn’t be bothered to spell her first name correctly. [KOAT Albuquerque]
* Coach Sweater Vest has lawyered up. [CBSSports.com]
* “Ms. Balbert asked him if the same woman who was so drunk that she was throwing up ‘was the seductress in the bedroom.’” [New York Times]
* Read this story about solitary confinement. Put yourself in Professional Reading or something. [Solitary Watch via Andrew Sullivan]



