Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 05.25.11

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* Is it in the public interest to have a hangover? My dislike for puking says no, but my secret love for Ed Helms says yes. [Media Decoder / New York Times]

* The Match.com rape case has been booted out of federal court. When asked for the legal reasoning behind the removal, the judge noted that the plaintiff didn’t really look like her profile picture. [Crimesider / CBS News]

* If there weren’t so many damn Canadian druglords seeking shelter in our country, Wisconsin wouldn’t have to propose bills like this to protect its borders. [Chicago Tribune]

* It figures that in a legal battle between two men who love shoes more than I do, one would bring up The Wizard of Oz in a rebuttal. Apparently somewhere over the rainbow, Louboutin doesn’t have a monopoly on red-soled shoes. [Washington Post]

* A lawsuit in Arizona may delay the approval of medical marijuana permits, but nothing will stop a real stoner from getting his smoke on. Trust me, man. [Arizona Daily Star]

* This lawsuit says that your bologna needs to change its first name from O-S-C-A-R to F-A-T-T-Y. [Reuters]

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