* Teacher mocks Muslim child over Osama bin Laden’s death. Come on people, listen to the President; when you get to the end zone, act like you’ve been there before. [Village Voice]
* Exams were worse back in 1900. Or at least more deadly. [Josh Blackman’s Blog]
* The DOJ is investigating the Bowl Championship Series system for antitrust violations. Look, these fat-cat university presidents and conference chairmen have many congressmen in their back pocket. The only way to break their anti-competitive grip on power is through an independent judiciary. [CNN]
AI Is Killing Legal’s Billable Hour. It’s Also Repeating Its Worst Mistake
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* Dear Native Americans, I’m sure you have some actual problems and legitimate grievances you could be spending your time on. There’s a football team in the nation’s capital named after a racial slur; let’s get a victory there before we worry about the negative stereotypes associated with the operational code name “Geronimo.” [Gawker]
* Law firm taglines. If I had a firm, mine would be: “If I wouldn’t vote for you, I sure as hell won’t represent you.” But that’s probably why I don’t have a firm. [Ross’s Law Marketing Blog]
* This story looks like one about the latest crazy thing being done in the state of Florida, but actually it’s a story about the totally bats**t insane thing that didn’t happen in Florida. Yay, small victories. [WSJ Law Blog]
* Okay, maybe Han could have shot second, but it was totally reasonable for him to shoot first. Legal, who knows, but reasonable, absolutely. May the fourth be with you. [Wired]