Non-Sequiturs: 05.10.11

* On my birthday, I think I’ll take this advice and forgive all who have oppressed me. Not forever, just for today. [Underdog]

* Here’s a list of law school commencement speakers. Sadly, I’m not on it. [Tax Prof Blog]

* Cell phones need to collect more data from us about as much as Lat and Kash need more milk at my parties. [Not So Private Parts/Forbes]

* So, it looks like that present I ordered for myself from China won’t be coming through for a little while. [Huffington Post]

* Osama bin Laden death photos could be presents to some U.S. senators. [Village Voice]

* The older I get, the more I want a Navy SEAL Team 6 outfit to find and destroy the compound where the PC Police are hiding. [Feministe]

* Do you like a good horror story? Do you like a good horror story about Biglaw? This is my birthday present to all of you. [Kristopher-Kelly]

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