Non-Sequiturs: 05.12.11

* I remember after my 2L summer telling my mother how I didn’t think I’d like being a Biglaw litigator. And I remember my mother telling me that I only had to do it for a little while and then I could do something cool — like be a sports agent, “like Jerry Maguire.” I remember wanted to punch my mother in that moment. Wanting to punch her and any other regular lawyer turned sports agent I’d ever meet. [Vault Law Blog]

* A lesson for law students: unless you control the butter, you’re not as important as you think you are. [Young Lawyers Blog]

* Bottom line: Harvard Law professor Alan Dershowitz is awesome. [Main Justice]

* Foreign dollars, fear the foreign dollars in your campaign coffers. [Politico]

* If Harvard doesn’t buy the Unabomber’s typewriter, something is wrong with the world. [WSJ Law Blog]

* Lawyer funny papers. [Cowbirds in Love]

* The longer the NFL lockout goes on, the more I try to learn about Barclay’s Premier League fantasy football. [Blackbook Legal]

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* BarMax recently offered every student in the Harvard Law class of 2011 a free copy of its bar review app — and announced a slew of new instructors who are HLS alums. (Disclosure: BarMax is an ATL advertiser.) [Bloomberg]

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