Non-Sequiturs: 09.12.11

* Now that the guy who invented the TSA admits he made a mistake, I think he and J. Robert Oppenheimer should get jackets made. Oppenheimer’s could say “I am become death.” The TSA guy’s says “I am become fear.” [Constitutional Daily]

* Practicing financial services attorneys, be honest: regardless of your political affiliation you love Dodd-Frank like a pimp loves fleet week. [Truth on the Market]

* Americans have irrational pessimism about the economy? Irrational? I’m pretty sure that Americans will start taking a “rational” look at the economy once they land their fictitious jobs and cash in their imaginary raises. [Forbes]

* If you are black and gay and live in Mississippi you either: A) love the state of Mississippi, sexually, or B) have not yet been told that you’ve been emancipated are are free to go. [The Root]

* Here’s a pretty interesting FCPA podcast. You can tell it’s legit because it starts off talking about Haiti, a place that would probably be less corrupt if the government wasn’t periodically washed away by hurricane or junta. [This Week in FCPA]

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