* If a lockout happens in a league nobody pays attention to until April anyway, does it make a sound? [Legal Blitz]
* Above the Law: The Experience. [Faculty Lounge]
* If giving porn to prisoners prevents one rape — one single “this ain’t no fairy tale,” horrible occurrence of serving time for a minor crime, and then getting raped in your rectum — then I think prisoners should have as much of it as humanly possible. [The Legal Satyricon]
AI Is Killing Legal’s Billable Hour. It’s Also Repeating Its Worst Mistake
Law firms and legal departments are writing the future of the profession in separate rooms. What happens when they actually work together?
* I gotta think the right to robot counsel will herald a great new day in the cause of indigent criminal defense. [The Trial Warrior Blog]
* A man who licked the scraped knee of a woman who fell is getting charged with assault. As he should. Because that is a pervy thing to do, regardless of how many protestations of “I was just trying to help” he makes. [The Smoking Gun]
* Laughing is good for attorneys. Unless it’s directed at judges. [Underdog]
* The real truth is that Bess Levin can’t read. [Atlantic Wire]