Non-Sequiturs: 12.12.11

* Is taking down the government easier than taking law school finals? [McSweeney’s]

* If you are a card-carrying member of the ACLU, do you keep your mouth shut when you go in-house? [Underdog]

* A lawyer claims he was fired for not meeting an “unrealistic” requirement to bill 3,000 hours. Dude, I’ve seen people bill 3,000 hours ethically. What’s unreal is how you see can each hour etched on their faces. [ABA Journal]

* This is way more Gloria Allred than I can usually take in one sitting. [New York Times]

* Help crowdsource the telephone scam. [Popehat]

* Learning to date the Harvard way. [Jezebel]

* Given the disappointing bonuses, it seems worth pointing out that New York City has a greater disparity between haves and have-nots than Brazil. “I know, right, WTF?” says the angry associate. [LBO-News]

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