Non-Sequiturs: 01.03.12

* I resolve to not wait for a court order before I start violating the rights of others. [Not-So Private Parts / Forbes]

* I resolve to not call Bradley Manning a hero. [Mediaite]

* I resolve to resist Google Plus for another year in hopes of slowing the eventual Googlization of the entire world. [Politico]

* I resolve to not mess with the real Omar Little arrested in Baltimore, just in case. [Gawker]

* I resolve to listen to happier music when I write so maybe people won’t piss me off so much. [Underdog]

* I resolve to smack people who react to Twitter like it’s this complicated thing that they need a class to understand. [Corporate Counsel]

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