Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:
Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….
Here are the eight finalists:
A. Somebody tell me that Lawyer blues ain’t bad,
It’s worse than it looks, there ain’t nothing in ma’ bag,
Can’t argue a motion, or even sue,
but give me a quarter, and I’ll doc. review.
B. With a daily haul of $38, that gives him a net worth $225,038 greater than that of the TTT schmuck whose LSAC bag he jacked.
C. The Touro entertainment law program.
D. In all fairness, Scalia did tell those Chicago Law students not to work too hard.
E. Believe it or not this guitar is more valuable than my John Marshall Law degree.
F. Education: Concord Online Law School, J.D. expected, 2013
Experience: Chicago Transit Authority, Chicago, IL, Summer 2011
Drafted oral communications advising transit passengers on topics ranging from pain to joy. Presented to thousands of clients on a day-to-day basis. Provided pro bono assistance to clients seeking the web page for the Law School Admission Council.
G. “A website for lawyers posted my picture? WTF?”
-Guy in the picture
H. Law School Admissions Officer: Self employed counts as employed after graduation, right? (Writes down ‘Transportation/Entertainment Specialist’)
Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, MARCH 4, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time).