Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 03.15.12

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* DLA Piper goes to a one-tier partnership system where everybody gets equity. Finally partners at DLA Beauxbatons will be held in the same esteem as partners from DLA San Andreas. [Legal Week]

* If you’re friends with the Manhattan DA and have been frequenting Upper East Side whorehouses, you might want to put in a call to your prosecutorial buddies before the madame sings like a canary. [Dealbreaker]

* I like the revenge legislation proposed by some female lawmakers as they try to subject men to the same humiliation and B.S. that Republican lawmakers seem eager to foist on women. But going after Viagra doesn’t hit enough men where they live. Make men have prostate exams from the age of 16 or every time they suffer an athletic injury. Either men would get the message, or you’d have a lot of dudes trying to walk off a torn Achilles. [Legal Blog Watch]

* I’m still waiting for one GOOD reason why law school needs to take three years. Any law students who really feel like they benefited from a third freaking year have not figured out that time is precious because we’re all going to die in the end. [Brian Leiter’s Law School Reports]

* Here’s a story about how people landed on their feet after the Howrey debacle. Not pictured: anybody who has truly been held accountable for the mess. [Am Law Daily]

* A WilmerHale pro bono case makes it all the way to ESPN. [ESPN]

And now let’s have some fun, at Rick Santorum’s expense…

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Have you seen this video with the Santorum girls? I haven’t watched the full thing because it makes blood spurt from my eyes, but in case you haven’t seen it:

Well, now there’s a parody of the video done by a Cornell law student (warning: it has some vulgarity):

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These are the kinds of things you can come up with when you are only being distracted by the Ithaca nightlife.

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