* Sonia Sotomayor will reportedly speak at NYU Law commencement… wait, wait. Sorry, I’m hearing that Party Law is moving to exclude her from the ceremony because she didn’t get her commencement speaker application in on time. [NYU Law]
* Let’s count all the ways Justice Kennedy was wrong in Citizens United. [Politico]
* We’ll start with the guy willing to invest $36 million because he doesn’t understand what a socialist is or how the American system of government works. [Huffington Post]
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* Sanford, Fla., police chief says he’s “temporarily” stepping down. Uh-huh. He’ll be back just as soon as black kids can brandish a bag of Skittles without fear of being shot. [Mediaite]
* You know, if Tennessee wants to make its students dumber than the rest of us, I say we should let them. [WSJ Law Blog]
* Every man knows, or should know, that telling a woman, “You don’t know how to kill,” is a great way to get shot. What I didn’t know until today is that telling a woman she doesn’t know how to drive is a good way to get run over. [Legal Juice]