Shouldn’t law schools just start issuing tents to people at graduation? Or at least umbrellas that could double as tents?

Our last caption contest illustrated the use of law firm swag in a happy locale. Go to Cravath, get a beach towel, and be able to afford a beach vacation.

This caption contest involves the creative use of law school swag. But I don’t think Columbia Law School intended for its umbrellas to be used in this fashion.

At least, I hope this isn’t an intended use of Columbia Law umbrellas…

Law school, man, it’s not the golden ticket it used to be (click to enlarge):

Yes, that umbrella says “Columbia Law School.” Well, that’s more water-resistant than the cardboard boxes a lot of law graduates are using for shelter. CCN FTW!

Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.

Please submit your entries by THURSDAY, JUNE 14, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Thanks!

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