Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this photo:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and then vote on the finalists….

Here are our nine finalists:

A. My old man worked at Cravath for 30 years and all I got was this stupid duffle bag.

B. Posted 7 minutes ago via Instagram.

C. The irony is that David Stern requires the real Derek Rose wear a suit into work to avoid looking ghetto.

D. I didn’t know Bonobo_Bro worked at Cravath…

E. Evan welcomed the transition to Chairman. He found himself feeling younger, freer, more relaxed than he had in ages. And one afternoon, he packed up his desk, traded his Testonis for the copy boy’s flip flops, and headed out to reclaim his dreams …

F. Pictured: the coolest person in New York, possibly in the entire world.

G. To keep up with its tri-state clients, Cravath has opened a new office: Cravath, Bridge and Tunnel LLP.

H. Today is my last day as a summer associate at Cravath. You may keep in touch with me at ballerdude3489@gmail.com, through Facebook at Facebook.com/sexy.dude.3 or via Twitter, @frattylite. Beginning next week, I am taking local trains from Delaware to California with a tent and my dog, Killer. I will have limited access to email, but will check messages frequently.

– UVA Bro

I. This is the f*cking most uninteresting and stupid caption contest photo ever. Signed, A highly offended S&C Bro

Please vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, JULY 8, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Winner gets a T-shirt and pride, but zero Amtrak tickets or sweet Biglaw duffles.

What is the best caption for this photo?

  • H (30%, 385 Votes)
  • I (23%, 296 Votes)
  • C (11%, 138 Votes)
  • G (11%, 135 Votes)
  • E (8%, 100 Votes)
  • A (6%, 77 Votes)
  • B (5%, 60 Votes)
  • D (4%, 54 Votes)
  • F (2%, 30 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,275

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Earlier: Caption Contest: Cravath, Swaine & MOAR BROS


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