Do you know anybody who has called a lawyer based on a subway ad?
Like, I know these clients must exist. There are too many lawyers who advertise on subways for the effort to be useless. So there must be people who read these signs and think, “I should take that number down.”
It’s a good thing for Above the Law. Subway lawyer ads make for great caption contests. Remember this one for something called the Beasley School of Law?
This next ad makes for a good caption contest and a good concert promotion….
As seen on the subway, here’s the ad for an unfortunately named lawyer:
If your name is Justin Bieber, don’t you just have to own it more than this ad? “No fee until I win you money”? I’d have gone with, “There’s no fee, a billion for your injuries.”
Same rules as always: submit possible captions in the comments. Please try to be funny. We’ll choose our favorites — with preference given to those with a legal bent — and then let you vote for the best one.
Please submit your entries by WEDNESDAY, APRIL 3, at 11:59 PM (Eastern time). Thanks!