Non-Sequiturs: 12.08.14

* The NAACP Legal Defense Fund took to Twitter to name every unarmed person of color killed by the police since 1999. Gawker compiled short bios on each. [Gawker] * Texas planning to ban the "affluenza" defense. [Lowering the Bar] * Pillsbury just moved into a cozy little office. Emphasis on "little." [The National Law Journal] * Georgetown Law students of color raise similar concerns as Columbia students. Again, I don't understand emotional trauma and I definitely think extensions should be measured in days and not weeks, but it strikes me all the people complaining about the extensions are just exposing themselves as bad students. If you think your neighbor getting 2 more days will hurt your grade, you're the one with the studying problem. [Georgetown Law Coalition] * And now Harvard. [Harvard Law Coalition] * If you rent a refrigerator, you consent to an arbitrator hearing your case after a repairman robs and beats you. Sounds about right. [Public Justice] * Uber ban after rape allegations. [Redline] * The Supreme Court told BP that no matter how much it tried, it can't slip out of its settlement agreement like an oil-soaked seagull. [Think Progress] * Finally, in the wake of the Eric Garner case, it's worth looking back at what Justice Marshall told us about police chokeholds. [Mother Jones]