Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 12.24.14

* The joke's on North Korea: you can't hack the D.C. Circuit because they still use Commodore 64s. [The Volokh Conspiracy / Washington Post] * As we remember the Slaughter and May holiday party of 1981, here's a mashup with contemporary music. [Legal Cheek] * With restrictions lifting, what will America's new relationship with Cuba mean for business? I'm most looking forward to imported communist liquor. They can call it Red Rum. [LXBN] * Court says Muslim can't take the oath on a Koran. I mean, isn't this that special time of year where people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ? [Religion Clause] * The least efficient armed robbery ever nets pennies. If one of these guys drops a dime on the others guys he'd actually be coming out ahead. [Legal Juice] * Christmas wishes revolving mostly around Agent Carter and Star Wars. My only Star Wars wish is for a stand-alone Admiral Ackbar movie, but we're not going to get it. [The Legal Geeks]

By Joe Patrice on December 24, 2014 1:31 pm

* The joke’s on North Korea: you can’t hack the D.C. Circuit because they still use Commodore 64s. [The Volokh Conspiracy / Washington Post]

* As we remember the Slaughter and May holiday party of 1981, here’s a mashup with contemporary music. [Legal Cheek]

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* With restrictions lifting, what will America’s new relationship with Cuba mean for business? I’m most looking forward to imported communist liquor. They can call it Red Rum. [LXBN]

* Court says Muslim can’t take the oath on a Koran. I mean, isn’t this that special time of year where people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ? [Religion Clause]

* The least efficient armed robbery ever nets pennies. If one of these guys drops a dime on the others guys he’d actually be coming out ahead. [Legal Juice]

* Christmas wishes revolving mostly around Agent Carter and Star Wars. My only Star Wars wish is for a stand-alone Admiral Ackbar movie, but we’re not going to get it. [The Legal Geeks]