Sometimes You Just Have To Shoot Up A McDonald's

A woman is convicted of shooting into a McDonald's. You'll never guess why.

There was no reason. It was just dumb.

— Shaneka Monique Torres, under interrogation, explaining her homage to Falling Down by firing a 9mm Glock into a McDonald’s restaurant after they failed to put bacon on her burger and then gave her a replacement burger that also didn’t have bacon. Talk about police strong-arm tactics — “no bacon” sounds like an entirely reasonable decision.

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