Not pictured: Any top lawyers.
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And all it’ll cost is $10K.
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Guests have to be masked when they enter the party; men wear tuxes and women wear elegant gowns or lingerie; but after midnight, masks and other items of clothing fall off. The first few hours are about mystique and intrigue. This is not a sex party — it is erotic theater.
By that, he means, “this is absolutely a sex party.”
But what caught our eye was this language…
Snctm club owner Damon Lawner is now scouting for locations in New York, and tells us he is looking for a private townhouse or a loft for his members, who he says include A-list actors, models, top lawyers and CEOs of public companies. Lawner also plans to throw a party in a discreet mansion in the Hamptons on Sept. 16.
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Who, exactly, are these “top lawyers”?
Based on absolutely nothing, we assume it’s Gloria Allred.
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