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Top Lawyers Frequenting High-End Sex Club

Because you always want to see lawyers naked.

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Not pictured: Any top lawyers.

Not pictured: Any top lawyers.

For all those New York attorneys basking in their Cravath raises, we’ve got just the place to spend all that money burning a hole in your pocket. Snctm is a high-end Los Angeles sex club that’s branching out to the New York area. If you’ve ever wanted to throw on a Domino mask and tag-team a model to salve the gaping hole in your self-respect, now there’s a place for you.

And all it’ll cost is $10K.

Guests have to be masked when they enter the party; men wear tuxes and women wear elegant gowns or lingerie; but after midnight, masks and other items of clothing fall off. The first few hours are about mystique and intrigue. This is not a sex party — it is erotic theater.

By that, he means, “this is absolutely a sex party.”

But what caught our eye was this language…

Snctm club owner Damon Lawner is now scouting for locations in New York, and tells us he is looking for a private townhouse or a loft for his members, who he says include A-list actors, models, top lawyers and CEOs of public companies. Lawner also plans to throw a party in a discreet mansion in the Hamptons on Sept. 16.

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Who, exactly, are these “top lawyers”?

Based on absolutely nothing, we assume it’s Gloria Allred.

A-list Hollywood sex club is coming to New York [Page Six]

Earlier: Biglaw Blind Item: A Partner Walks Into a Strip Club….

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Joe Patrice is an editor at Above the Law and co-host of Thinking Like A Lawyer. Feel free to email any tips, questions, or comments. Follow him on Twitter if you’re interested in law, politics, and a healthy dose of college sports news.

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